Ninety-two-year-old Helen Staudinger of Florida has been accused of shooting the front of her neighbor's house after he refused to give her a smooch. 'Morning Express' host Robin Meade chronicles the nearly-fatal attraction. Footage documents the bullet holes as Robin reports, "Police in Marion County, Florida, say that she also shot his car."

In an interview, the man explains, "She said, 'Well, I'm not leaving without a kiss.' And I said, 'Well, I've got a girlfriend, so I'm not gonna give you no kiss.'" The victim, Dwight Bettner, says that the neighbor "raised hell," but he never expected her to return with a gun.

"So you go from wanting a kiss to shooting somebody, allegedly?" Robin says with a laugh. "There's nothing worse than a 92-year-old stalker!" says meteorologist Bob Van Dillen. Doing his best impression of an elderly wildwoman, Bob jokes, "You're not gonna kiss me? Kiss this!"

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