On this morning's 'Live,' Regis reveals the almost unbelievable depths of his techno-illiteracy. "I hate to tell you this because you'll only make fun of me as you usually do, but I can take it," Regis says, building the suspense. "I don't know how to do an ATM," he admits. Kelly immediately recoils in melodramatic horror. "I'm shocked to learn of that!" she exclaims with heavy sarcasm. The audience roars with laughter as Regis remains deadpan. "I was traumatized when they first came into being. It was almost 25 years ago," Regis explains.

According to Regis, the first time he tried to use an ATM, there was a long line. "There was a woman behind me and she got me rattled," Regis recounts. Apparently, Regis forgot his PIN when the woman behind him sighed impatiently. "So you gave it that one shot and that was it?" Kelly asks. "The woman intimidated me," Regis explains.

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